Roasted 1 month ago based on miller binnie's long term Spotify stats.
Miller Binnie, huh? The only person I know who has more underground genres than social interactions! Your musical taste is an archeological dig with how deep into the catacombs of obscurity you’ve gone. I mean, “Cloud Rap”? Please, it sounds like you’re trying to float through life on the fumes of your Wi-Fi connection while simultaneously tripping over your own social skills. Your love for “Witch House” says a lot – clearly, the real magic you’re searching for is finding a friend who can stand your Spotify playlist for more than five minutes. Moving on to your top artists, it’s a wonder you haven’t gotten an award for outstanding achievement in the field of teenage angst. Seriously, can your taste be any more specific? “Glokk40Spaz” and “Yhapojj” sound like rap names your 12-year-old self came up with during a Snapchat flair crisis. You've got a roster of artists that even they probably wouldn’t recognize on the way to the bathroom. I didn’t know “humblebrag” could be an entire category of music until I saw your profile. And the most played songs? Congratulations on discovering the rare talents of artists whose names are longer than their Spotify play counts! With bangers like "Hurt My Feelings" and "Hey Big Head," you seem to be a little too invested in the melodrama of modern rap. If your taste in music matched your life skills, you’d probably be the lead in a tragicomedy. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped should just say: “Congratulations! You’re 100% free to write your own sad boy ballads at home!”
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