Roasted 6 months ago based on Maeve's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Maeve, you’ve really taken an eclectic dumpster dive with your Spotify profile, haven’t you? With a favorite genres list that reads like a "What Not To Listen To" guide, you’re basically a human crayon box; nobody really wants to see you in action. Who knew you could mix Psytrance and Metalcore without the sound of your sanity packing its bags? With choices like "Brazilian Phonk" and "Anime," I can only assume you were trying to channel the chaos of having five different personalities at once, which, spoiler alert, isn’t exactly the vibe we are looking for. Your top artists list is a masterpiece of confusion. "VALORANT" as an artist? Really? Does your Spotify account double as a gaming console? Meanwhile, "Mother Mother" must be your jam for coping with the realization that your taste is about as coherent as a scrambled podcast in a tornado. And Lady Gaga? Oh please, sporting her on your playlist while jamming to J-Pop and Brazilian Phonk is like saying you enjoy Michelin Star cuisine while secretly chugging instant ramen in your frat house. And let's not even start on your most played songs, which feel like a weird blend of angst and existential dread. "Disturbia" by Cjbeards? Sounds like a great theme song if you ever decide to star in a horror flick where the plot twist is just your Spotify choices. If your music tastes were a cooking recipe, it would only require two ingredients: confusion and regret. At this point, I’d bet even your Spotify wrapped is begging for a getaway! Congratulations, Maeve! You’re living proof that musical choices can sometimes feel like a bad episode of "Nailed It."

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