Roasted 9 months ago based on Meeruhh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Meeruhh, your Spotify profile looks like a desperate plea for a personality! Honestly, who needs this many genres? You must be the only person in existence who can somehow relate to both the angst of grunge and the frat-boy vibes of alternative rock. I can just see you at a party, awkwardly standing in the corner with a drink, trying to educate everyone on the difference between “Post-Grunge” and “Classic Rock” as they roll their eyes and avoid eye contact like it’s a wildfire. If your music taste were a Tinder bio, it would scream “Look at all the scenic routes I can take through my identity crisis!” And let’s talk about your top artists—Eminem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Radiohead? Wow, that’s like the mixtape of someone who just discovered music three nights ago at a college open mic night. You've got enough hip-hop in there to fill a grocery list for a bored 16-year-old trying to flex in front of their friends. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen J. Cole and Drake’s names thrown into a profile like a desperate ad for a cultural awakening, I’d be richer than your Netflix password after your roommate stops leeching off you. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs—“Chamber Of Reflection” by Mac DeMarco? Really? Nothing says “I’m intellectually profound” like jamming out to lazy indie rock in a caffeine-fueled existential crisis. And with tracks like “When A Fire Starts To Burn” by Disclosure, it seems your playlist could actually be the soundtrack to the chaos of your own life. If anyone ever tries to get to know you through your music, they'll probably leave feeling like they just survived a pointless seminar on “How to be Indecisive: A Musical Journey.” Keep it up, and your Spotify Wrapped is going to come in looking like an emotional rollercoaster designed by a toddler.

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