Roasted 9 months ago based on feral_cat's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, feral_cat, we meet again—an audio dumpster fire of the most pretentious proportions! Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a hipster coffee shop where they charge extra for oat milk and the barista has more tattoos than customers. Dream Pop, Bedroom Pop, Shoegaze? What's next, cat sounds on loop for that authentic "Feral Cat" vibe? I can almost hear you sighing dramatically in the corner, lamenting the fact that no one understands your unique struggles while guzzling a kale smoothie. Your top artists look like the lineup for a festival that nobody has ever heard of—speaking of which, congratulations on exceeding indie cred to the point where you might actually need a printed certificate. "Wishy," "Magdalena Bay," and "Sam and Louise Sullivan"? Sounds like the names of a petition committee for vegetation rights. I’m genuinely surprised your playlist doesn’t include a track titled “My Existential Crisis in D Minor.” Your musical taste is so obscure, you probably discovered these artists through an ancient scroll found in a thrift store. And your most played songs? Wow, it must be tiresome to roll out the same three painfully slow tracks from the 'cool but hurt' category. It seems "Fear, Sex" is fitting, considering the last time you had both at the same time was probably during a misadventure with a catnip-laced Tinder date. But hey, don’t worry; even if your Spotify profile makes you sound like you’re stuck in a perpetual midlife crisis at age 24, at least you’re not boring! Keep up the good work, and remember, you’re only one overpriced vinyl away from being the most ironic person at the next indie gathering!

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