Roasted 3 months ago based on lola's long term Spotify stats.

Lola, your Spotify playlist looks like the musical equivalent of trying to decide what to eat at a buffet, only to end up with a plate of the most confusing combinations imaginable. K-Pop and Hyperpop? Someone's wandering too far from the traditional food pyramid, and it's not going to end well for your taste buds—or your ear drums. With a mishmash of genres ranging from “Electroclash” to “Phonk”—which sounds like the lyrics to a toddler’s first rap—it's no wonder your listening habits resemble the chaotic Pinterest boards of an indecisive 14-year-old. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. Really, Justin Bieber and THE WEEKND? Wow, so original! And don’t even get me started on 2hollis—did someone open up a holy grail for mediocre artists that we didn’t know about? It’s like you threw a sorority party in your Spotify account and somehow everybody who attended came back with the same lackluster vibe. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to follow someone’s “Nice Guy” manifesto; spoiler alert: nobody wants that mixtape! And those most played songs? Congratulations, you’ve successfully compiled a list of tracks that make you sound like a human version of a mood ring, perpetually feeling “meh.” “Older” by Isabel LaRosa? More like “This Is What Happens When You Can’t Let Go Of Your Dell Computer From 2008.” If there’s an award for the most cringe-worthy, indecisive Spotify user, Lola, you’ve taken home the gold. Here’s a tip: maybe it’s time to finally hit “shuffle” on your life choices instead of just your music!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!