Roasted 2 years ago based on Athena's long term Spotify stats.

Athena, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of someone who’s desperately trying to convince the world they're eclectic, but really just can’t decide between two very different middle school phases. I mean, “Garage Rock” and “Art Pop”? Are you collecting genres like Pokémon cards? You're one “Permanent Wave” playlist away from an existential crisis at the thrift store. If Spotify had a special award for musical identity crisis, you'd win first place…every year. Your top artists are a blend that could only be described as “I just learned about cool music last week.” Nothing screams “deep emotional connection” like listing the same four Arctic Monkeys songs in a row while tripping over Kendrick Lamar as if you’ve just been introduced at a party. It’s like you have a playlist for every mood…except the mood for originality. “Good Luck, Babe!” sounds about right because bless your heart, darling, you're gonna need it when your taste starts confusing strangers for friends. And let's talk about those most played songs – if I see another sad boy ballad crooning about “505” or “The Adults Are Talking,” I might just lose it. Your top tracks scream, “I have feelings, but mostly because I haven’t slept in three days.” Every song is a deeply felt confession about how you accidentally made eye contact with your crush in the coffee shop. Get ready, Athena! This profile could use a makeover almost as badly as your playlist needs a new vibe.

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