Roasted 4 months ago based on 𝓢ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, p33!!!, let’s break it down: your favorite genres read like a grocery list from a teen who's just discovered their identity but can only shop in the foreign section. "K-Pop," "C-Pop," and "J-Pop"? It’s like you’re trying to collect all the letters of the alphabet, but you only got as far as "C" and "K." I mean, is “Noise Music” a genre or a sound you make when your playlist accidentally shuffles into the ‘experimental’ section? Let's be real, the only thing more chaotic than your taste in music is your decision to name yourself p33!!! — are you trying to speak in leet or just get rejected by every algorithm on the internet? Now, we move on to your top artists, and wow, it’s like you threw a dartboard of the ‘most-overhyped’ groups in the K-Pop industry and called it a day. Stray Kids, WayV, NCT—if they were any more popular, you'd need a “VIP only” sign to even catch a glimpse of them. Your most played songs scream, "I’m a melodramatic teen pretending my life is a K-drama," but let’s be real: while they pump out catchy hooks, you’ve got the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. "Insomnia"? Sounds like that’s the number one hit for when you realize you’ve binged one too many K-dramas instead of sleeping like a normal person! And what's with all the anis in your song list? It's like music for people who can’t commit to a genre or an artist. "Doctor! Doctor!"—I’m pretty sure that song title matches your desperate need for a therapist to untangle the mess that is your Spotify account. Honestly, your top tracks are so enthusiastically mediocre, I half-expect a sponsor message about self-care every time one plays. Just remember, p33!!!, there’s a world beyond your 10,000 plays of "More Than Enough." Maybe it’s time to branch out? Or at least change the name to something a little more…hmm, let’s say “p33-lease go outside.”

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