Roasted 9 months ago based on Cleto's long term Spotify stats.

Cleto, it looks like your Spotify profile is basically the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that happens in a coffee shop in Lisbon. I mean, you’ve got more genres than there are people who actually listen to "Stutter House." Seriously, do you need a different playlist for every mood swing? If the mood switch is as dramatic as your taste in music, we might need to send in a therapist for a personal intervention. Your top artist list reads like the world’s most confused music festival lineup. Fred again and João Não? It’s like you’re trying to represent Portugal at Coachella while simultaneously feeling out who the coolest high schooler is. Don’t even get me started on your obsession with CA7RIEL & Paco Amoroso. Are you sure you’re not just playing “AGUA” and “DIABLO” on a loop because it perfectly encapsulates your own chaotic struggle to maintain relevancy in a world that’s clearly behind you? As for your most played songs, I can’t help but picture you in your bedroom, aimlessly scrolling through playlists while pretending to be deep in thought about life. "Magic Man” by Turnstile? Sure, because nothing says existential dread quite like a punk song that sounds like it was born from the ashes of a mediocre rave. Don’t worry, Cleto, I’ll hold your hand through this turbulent Spotify journey—right up until you try to pitch any of this music to someone with actual taste.

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