Roasted 3 months ago based on Snickerdoodle's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Snickerdoodle, I see your taste in music is as unique as your name—like a sugar cookie that got lost at a reggaeton party. With enough Latin and pop flavors to make a wedding playlist for a family reunion, your Spotify profile looks like a buffet line: too many options, not enough style. Do you have a "Top 10 Songs to Mourn My Poor Life Choices" playlist, or are you saving that for a rainy day? Your top artists read like a Spotify-generated ad for the “Someone Pass Me the Aux” festival. With a lineup that includes Bad Bunny, The Weeknd, and a sprinkle of Justin Bieber, your tunes scream “I want to impress my friends but mostly just want my mom to think I’m cool.” Can we put a ban on any more sad ballads from Duncan Laurence unless you’re simultaneously crying into your nachos? Seriously, showing emotions through music is great, but do you need all that drama while trying to vibe? And let’s talk about that algorithm. Is your Spotify suggesting “Soft Pop” because it knows that deep down, you really just want the world’s fluffiest marshmallow to hold your hand while playing “Cry For Me” on loop? What's next—an album by a singing avocado? Go ahead, embrace the cringe, but let’s not pretend it’s not time to step away from the “Urbano Latino” rabbit hole. Don't let your music taste become the punchline at the next get-together; you don't want it to be the only thing lamer than the leftover cake from your last birthday.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!