Roasted 11 months ago based on kit's long term Spotify stats.

Kit, you’ve really outdone yourself in curating a playlist that screams "I live in a niche bubble and I love it!" The moment I saw “Vocaloid” and “J-Pop” as favorites, I thought, wow, what a brave choice to skip the ‘real world’ entirely! But hey, no need to take a trip to Japan when you’ve got your own personal theme park right there—every day is an anime episode, and you’re the main character who never quite left their parents' basement. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? It reads like a text from a friend who just spent 60 minutes on Wikipedia and couldn’t decide between three different genres of niche music. “WagakkiBand”? Such a choice! What’s next on your playlist, sweet nothings by a Japanese interpretive dance troupe? Honestly, the only thing missing from that line-up is background music for someone desperately trying to find a social life. Anyone who can pull off listening to “Rot for Clout” with a straight face is surely prepared to face the grim reality of dating in 2023. And your most played songs—what an eclectic mix! “Caramelldansen”? Really? If that doesn’t scream “I peaked in middle school,” I don’t know what does. And let’s be real, if the energy of your playlist matched how you dress, you’d be the proud owner of a neon green bomber jacket with clips of your friends' cringe TikToks plastered all over. So here’s to you, Kit! May your Spotify profile continue to radiate that strong ‘My Ghibli obsession is all the personality I need’ vibe!

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