Roasted 5 months ago based on rae's long term Spotify stats.

Lukaka, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for an existential crisis inside an abandoned Hot Topic store. Seriously, your taste in music is like a teenager’s diary entry – all angst, no direction. I’m not sure if you’re trying to dial in the nostalgia of 2006 or just suffering from a severe case of mood swings after too many energy drinks. With genres like "Rap Metal" and "Hyperpop" on your list, it’s hard to tell if you’re headed for a headbanging good time or if your playlist is just a desperate cry for therapy. Looking at your top artists, it’s obvious you’re living your best life as a brooding emo kid who never quite left high school. “My Chemical Romance” and “Korn”? You’re one ‘screamo’ haircut away from starting your own band called “My Chemical Breakdown.” And “hauntingclaire” and “DADAROMA”? Sounds like your Spotify is trying to resurrect the ghost of Myspace, but buddy, it's time to put that gothic vibe to rest. It’s as if your ears are stuck in a time machine that only knows how to play songs whose lyrics could power a therapy session. And let’s not overlook your most played songs, which feel like a dramatic playlist for an indie film nobody asked for. The titles read like the bad poetry of a heartbroken high schooler who thinks writing lyrics makes him deep. “MASTURBATION.” by DADAROMA? I mean, come on! That’s your most played song? You’re practically moonlighting as an internet meme. Just like your profile, your musical selections are a beautiful mess of angst, bad choices, and undeniable charm. Now, if only your Wi-Fi could connect to some good life decisions instead!

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