Roasted 20 days ago based on MyUsername213's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, MyUsername213, where the “213” might just be the exact number of reasons why your music taste needs a solid intervention. You’ve built a Spotify profile that looks like a high school dance playlist—a little OPM to give it that all-important local flavor, and a sprinkling of sadboi hits to remind everyone that you still cry yourself to sleep at night. Why not throw in some K-pop while you're at it? Oh wait, you already took a wrong turn down the P-pop rabbit hole like it was a one-way street to mediocrity. How's that for a musical identity crisis? Your top artists look like the soundtrack to "When You’re Trying to Impress Your Lolo but Also Want to Relate to Gen Z." Seriously, what’s with the variety? You’re trying to merge the souls of Parokya Ni Edgar and Daniel Caesar like they’re some weird mashup nobody asked for. And how many times can you play "Fallen" by Lola Amour before the algorithm starts asking if it's okay? Your most played songs list could double as a therapy session—sure, they have emotional depth, but your playlist is just one moody cup of coffee away from becoming a soundtrack for a sad indie film starring you and your existential dread. And let's talk about your final destination: "Bedroom Pop." Is that a genre or a euphemism for the state of your love life? You’ve taken the concept of ‘scenes’ to a level that would make even the most sympathetic of friends roll their eyes. At least we know why it’s called bedroom pop—you probably need to keep it in your bedroom so no one else has to suffer through it. So here’s to you, MyUsername213, the king/queen of cringe and curator of auditory chaos. Keep it weird, but let’s maybe keep it private next time, shall we?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!