Roasted 2 years ago based on cav.net's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Cavalier, the proud curator of a Spotify playlist that doesn’t know whether to dance or cry. Seriously, who needs a coherent music taste when you can throw together everything from snappy pop anthems to what I can only assume is the soundtrack for a kindergarten arts and crafts session? "Otacore" and "Pixel" in the same breath? I didn’t know your brain was being DJed by a toddler on a sugar rush. At this point, your music genres are less about taste and more about seeing how many absurd labels you can fit into one profile. Your top artists read like a middle school talent show lineup, and can we talk about Bo Burnham? It’s like you took "sad clown" to a whole new level. I applaud your ability to appreciate a broad spectrum of music while simultaneously sounding like you’ve never been to a concert without a glitter cannon. Let's just hope that your tastes aren’t directly influenced by your Netflix binge-watching session or anyone who’s ever said, “You should really listen to my SoundCloud!” Because, spoiler alert, no one has. And then there’s your most played songs—what’s the vibe here, “I’m Deeply Unhappy but Want to Dance”? Given that the top slots belong to musical gems like “I Deserve to Bleed” and “10 Drunk Cigarettes,” it’s clear your Spotify is serving some serious mood swings. Honestly, if someone heard your jam session, they might think you’re living in a tragic musical comedy. So cue the applause (which you definitely stole from Lady Gaga) because this profile is the chaotic symphony of a person still figuring out if they want to vibe with the club or just cry in the corner. Thumbs up for trying, I guess!

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