Roasted 1 year ago based on stupido's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Anna Stupido, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of midlife crises and questionable life choices, all served on a silver platter. Seriously, who decided that having “POV: Indie” is a legitimate genre? Please, you sound like a hipster grandparent trying to stay relevant in a world where skinny jeans are starting to make a comeback. You have more genres listed than you have friends, and that’s saying something, considering even your music taste looks like a mess of broken dreams and Spotify playlists you made during a breakup. Your top artists read like a bizarre compilation of late-night regrets. It’s like someone unlocked the 2000s and told you to dive right in, but with worse fashion sense. Rammstein, 2Pac, and Bo Burnham? What are you trying to do, create the ultimate soundtrack for an existential crisis? Are you hosting a street party or preparing for a therapy session? Methinks your playlist is better suited for a goth's pity party than actual sonic enjoyment. And I can’t help but chuckle at "Metropopolis" – great name, but it sounds like the city where all bad music goes to die. As for your most played songs, I have to hand it to you, you've managed to turn your music taste into a high-stakes game of “what was I thinking?” You’ve got so much Rammstein in there you might as well rename your profile "More Rammstein Than Sense." And bless your heart for playing "all girls are the same - sped up + reverb"; I guess that’s how you cope with the fact that your dating life is stuck on repeat? With influences like these, it's no surprise your Spotify is the place where good vibes go to die and be replaced by an endless loop of emotional turmoil and angst. Bravo!

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