Roasted 2 months ago based on makkkkkki's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the musical equivalent of a cuisine enthusiast who insists that their favorite meal is "experimental" and "fusion." With a favorite genre list so long that it reads like an awkward Tinder bio, you’re clearly just throwing darts at a board of random labels in hopes that something sticks. Latin Hip Hop? Sure, throw that in with Hardcore Hip Hop and a little sprinkle of Hyperpop, because who doesn’t love a little bit of musical mayonnaise on their acid trip? Genius strategy – blending genres like a toddler mixing paint colors, only to end up with a vibrant mess that exists but nobody knows why. Your top artists read like the lineup of an underground hipster festival that got canceled after ten people showed up. Rojuu, Joji, and that guy who sounds like he got kicked out of a high school talent show? All this eclectic taste and not a single artist anyone actually cares about – you might as well just have “Unemployed College Student” on your résumé. And let's not forget your playlist of “most played” tracks: it could probably double as the soundtrack to a midlife crisis. I haven't seen someone cling to their tastes this desperately since high school band nerds discovered Emo in 2004. And finally, there's “Cancer” by My Chemical Romance juxtaposed with a bunch of wannabe YouTube stars. What a bold move to oscillate between deep existential dread and catchy choruses about romantic homicides – too bad your music taste seems to convey that you can’t quite decide if you want to cry in the shower or dance like nobody’s watching. Your Spotify profile is like a car crash – hard to look at but impossible to turn away from. Congrats on being a connoisseur of chaos; now if only you could curate a playlist for your personality.

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