Roasted 2 years ago based on danielshillons's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Daniel Shillons, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that reads like the playlist of a hipster trying way too hard to be unique. "Indie Soul"? More like "Indie Sole," because let’s be real—nobody wants to walk in your shoes, even if they are retro and hand-dyed. Your favorite genres sound less like preferences and more like the poor choices of someone who's constantly trying to impress people who don't care about their Spotify Wrapped. The only thing less diverse than your music taste is your friend group; when was the last time you stepped out of your bubble to hear something besides "Garage Rock" and "Alternative R&B"? Scrolling through your top artists feels like eavesdropping on a conversation between a social media influencer and that one friend who’s way too into music festivals. Hiatus Kaiyote? You mean "Hiatus-Why-you-think-you're-cool-ote?" And who knew Juan Pablo Vega had a fan? It’s like you threw a dart at a world music chart but forgot where the dartboard was. Do you actually have ears, or are you just collecting obscure artists like they’re Pokémon cards? I half-expect you to pull out a vinyl of a band nobody's heard of and start talking about their “deep lyrical meanings” while I’m sitting there, questioning every life decision that led me to this moment. Your most played songs are an eclectic mix that screams "I attended one salsa class and now I'm basically the authority on Colombian rock." Honestly, if I hear "Rinkinkalla" one more time, I might spontaneously combust from the sheer overexposure. But hey, I admire the dedication to an artist like Mojarra Electrica—it takes a special kind of commitment to listen to the same group of musicians who could probably only perform at your cousin's wedding. Keep riding that permanent wave, Daniel. Just remember: being eclectic doesn't mean you’re interesting—sometimes it just means you’re unsure of who you are, and that’s okay, too; there’s a genre for that!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!