Roasted 1 year ago based on ^_^'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ^_^! Your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where every dish is something no one asked for. Seriously, who needs that many genres to hide your true musical identity? With "shoesgaze" or whatever your obsession is, are you listening to music or just staring at your own footwear in despair? I mean, the only thing slower than the tempo of your favorite Slowcore tracks is your dating life, and we've all got the blues about that! Let's talk about your top artists—mixing "J-Rock" and "Visual Kei" with "K-Pop" is like tossing sushi into a burrito, my friend. That’s a culinary heart attack waiting to happen! BUCK-TICK? More like "Buck your taste buds," am I right? And how do you manage to listen to "my bloody valentine" without actually taking notes on how to make a more upbeat playlist? It’s time to tighten those shoelaces, get off your artistic high horse, and realize that there’s more to life than moping to a soundtrack written by a bunch of ghosts. Your most played songs could easily be the title of a 3-hour indie film about a sad hipster who loses the will to live at a record shop. "Sorry for my late reply"? Well, I guess that’s because you’ve been too busy crying into your vinyl collection. With a list like that, it's safe to say that your Spotify Wrapped is gonna come with a counseling recommendation. So, assimilate, expand your horizons, and maybe sprinkle in a Justin Bieber banger or two, or you might just end up in an eternal loop of melancholy only broken by the occasional upbeat Japanese track that you insist is a "hidden gem."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!