Roasted 1 year ago based on ★'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, ★! I see your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet, but you might want to check if you accidentally walked into the kids’ section of the farmers' market. K-Pop, Art Pop, Bolero? That's a unique combo! It feels like your playlist was pieced together during a fever dream while trying to impress a rest stop DJ with an identity crisis. You must have really wanted to impress everyone by saying, “I love all the genres that require a thesaurus to understand!” And don't even get me started on your top artists! It’s like Post Malone showed up to a party and decided to take over while the rest of your playlist is just on the sidelines, milling about awkwardly. Do you actually listen to anything besides “Circles”? Because I’m starting to think your Spotify is just a Post Malone tribute band, and the rest are background dancers waiting on the sidelines. Honestly, the only thing more cringe-worthy than your taste in music is your need to play “Sad Lesbians” as a serious song instead of a comedy sketch—where’s the punchline? Let’s talk about those most played tracks. “Speedometer” and “Too Cool To Die”? Honestly, your listening habits scream “I only play the same songs so I feel like a cool kid at the lowest point in my life.” Your playlists have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool—you might want to dive a little deeper, buddy. And “i like the way you kiss me” by Artemas? What are you, a middle schooler who's just discovered what drama is? Here’s a pro tip: If you can’t comfortably fit your “bedroom pop” into an actual bedroom, reconsider calling it that and just stick to what you love: that sweet, sweet Post Malone on repeat!

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