Roasted 1 year ago based on Cristi's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Cristi, looking at your Spotify profile is like opening a time capsule from 2017 that somehow fell into a black hole of cringe. Seriously, if your music taste were a movie, it’d be a low-budget horror flick—loud, chaotic, and featuring more existential dread than a middle school poetry reading. Cloud rap? Rage rap? Dark trap? Whatever happened to just good ol’ regular rap? I guess you really want everyone to know you're sad and angry… combined. But hey, at least you're consistent in your quest for angst! Your top artists read like a list of wannabe SoundCloud rappers that even their mothers wouldn’t recognize. Icegergert? Whole Lotta Swag? I thought I was reading a rejected cartoon character lineup. Of all the artists out there, you’ve chosen a collection of extremely internet-savvy names that sound like they spend their evenings staring into the void. How do you even explain this to your friends? “Oh yeah, I was jamming to a song called ‘Aphrodite (The Aquatic Ape Theory)’ last night. Totally banger.” Please tell me you're not trying to impress anyone with this before we all dive into a group therapy session. And let’s talk about your most played songs—two tracks by Icegergert in your top five? Cristi, we get it, you really like Icegergert. But are you sure they’re not just a figment of your imagination? I can only assume you’re collecting these songs like Pokémon cards, hoping to catch the whole cringe-worthy crew. Look, we all know you’re battling inner demons with these downtempo beats, but maybe toss in a song with a little joy? Nah, who needs that when you could be wallowing instead, right? Keep it real, but for the love of Spotify, maybe consider a genre swap—step into the light before we have to start planning an intervention!

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