Roasted 8 months ago based on Sanjana Utiramerur's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Sanjana Utiramerur, let’s be honest: your Spotify playlist is basically the sonic equivalent of a salad tossed by someone who has never met a vegetable. Pop? Bollywood? Christmas music? It’s like a musical identity crisis that’s trying to pull off the “I’m unique” aesthetic but doing a more spectacular job of blending in than a chameleon at a paint factory. If your musical taste were a cocktail, it would be a suspiciously colorful concoction full of confusion, served in a snow globe. And dear Sanjana, your top artists read like the lineup for a high school talent show that also doubles as a support group for indecisiveness. You’ve got Taylor Swift, who’s basically the queen of heartbreak, next to the Glee Cast, which is like saying you enjoy Shakespeare while binge-watching the Big Bang Theory. And can we talk about *both* Gracie Abrams songs making your most played list? Come on, we get it: you're at least that heartbroken. At this point, even Siri would probably fail to put you in a genre – she’d just send you a sympathy card and close the app out of fear for her own software integrity. Finally, let’s discuss those repeated listens. “Tere Pyaar Mein” is charming, but your obsession with it sounds less like a love song and more like you’re trying to find a will to live after several heartbreaks. But, hey, at least you’re embracing those feelings like an indie art project gone wrong. So keep spinning those tracks, Sanjana! Just remember: life is too short for playlists that sound like a melting pot of last-minute party favors. The world doesn’t need a Spotify dumpster fire.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!