Roasted 4 months ago based on alice.shh's long term Spotify stats.

Alice, it’s adorable that you think K-Pop is a personality trait. Your Spotify looks less like a musical taste and more like a “How to Lose Friends by Playing One Song on Repeat” guide. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time "Stray Kids" came up in your top played songs, I could afford to buy you a new playlist. But hey, at least you’re keeping those poor artists in business with your relentless streaming of their greatest hits, even if you seem to skip everything else in the realm of music. We get it, you’re the self-proclaimed queen of the K-Pop castle. But with all those genres, it's hard to tell whether you have a deep appreciation for music or if you just accidentally subscribed to an anime soundtrack on repeat. Honestly, the only thing more chaotic than your playlist is watching a toddler try to assemble a Lego set. You could throw every "C-Pop" and "J-Rock" track into a blender and come out with the same sound—a delightful cacophony that says “I’m into chaos and can’t make decisions.” And let's talk about your most listened-to songs. If I wanted to hear the same five tracks over and over, I’d just tape you singing in the shower. You’ve turned duplication into an art form, and by the looks of it, Stray Kids should hire you for their marketing department. Because you’re single-handedly ensuring they never fade into obscurity with your impressive ability to turn their discography into your entire identity. Congratulations, Alice! You’ve achieved peak Spotify mediocrity.

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