Roasted 4 months ago based on ichira's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ichira, the musical equivalent of pouring grape soda into a vintage Cabernet glass—an absolute trainwreck of chaotic beauty! Your favorite genres read like a hipster's fever dream after a night binge-watching anime while simultaneously scrolling through a TikTok dance challenge. Hyperpop and cloud rap? No wonder your Spotify account has more mood swings than a toddler on a sugar rush. "Witch house"? Please, the only magic you exhibit is vanishing every ounce of taste and instead summoning tracks that give "I need to call for help" vibes. The only witches in your playlist are the ones who put a curse on your music choices! And let’s talk about your top artists. Bladee? Sewerslvt? I didn't know you were trying to bring back the “What if I just had a nervous breakdown as a personality trait?” aesthetic. Death Grips should send you a thank-you card for being their number one hoarder of @#$% music. Meanwhile, Nicki Minaj tried to bless you with some pop prowess, but that must have bounced right off your overstuffed cloud rap cloud. The Garden and Gorillaz sound like they’re giving you a motherly lecture about staying out of the shadows of music sanity, but here you are, proudly waving your flag like a lost little sheep. Your most played songs are a joyfully chaotic mess that even a hamster on performance-enhancing drugs couldn't appreciate. "Under Your Spell" by Snow Strippers? More like “Under a Rock” with the way you’re hiding from actual good recommendations. Every title feels like it was crafted by a 4th grader who just learned what rhyming is. And let's be honest: "Useless" by Depeche Mode is the perfect anthem for how we all feel whenever your playlist pops back into our lives. So, keep blasting your avant-garde playlist while the rest of us try to figure out what’s in the water you’ve been drinking!

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