Roasted 2 years ago based on Emma's long term Spotify stats.

Emma, your Spotify profile is like a confusing relationship—full of mixed signals and you're somehow still sad about it. Seriously, you dive into genres like a kid with a sugar rush. You've got "Permanent Wave" on the list—who even knew that was a genre? Sounds like something you'd order at a salon while trying to decide if you want to be adventurous or just play it safe with a 'pop' haircut. Your top artists are a delightful mess that screams, "I can’t commit, but I’m definitely down to experiment.” You must be the only person on Earth who enjoys listening to both Mac DeMarco and Doja Cat in the same breath. I mean, do you even know who you are, Emma? It’s like stepping into a thrift store blindfolded; you’ve got a tattered flannel, a neon fanny pack, and still think you have good taste. Well, spoiler alert: you don't! And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’re like a sad teenager caught in a playlist identity crisis. "favorite" by Isabel LaRosa? That sounds more like a passive-aggressive note from a crush than a song. You’ve hit peak "I have feelings but no idea how to express them." The only thing more lo-fi than your indie playlist is the Wi-Fi connection in your mom’s basement. Honestly, you need to switch it up; pick a vibe and go with it! Maybe start with “I’m an adult” and see where that takes you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!