Roasted 2 years ago based on star's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "star," the self-proclaimed aficionado of Cloud Rap and Drain music – if being an ironic hipster was a profession, you’d be CEO. I mean, look at your favorite genres for a moment. "Glitchcore"? Sounds more like the sound your brain makes when trying to process anything outside the art exhibit that is your Spotify account. It’s like you searched “what’s the most obscure and obnoxious music I can find?” and then promptly closed your eyes and clicked on a random playlist titled “Crying in the Shower.” Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? You’ve got Bladee dominating your list like he just paid a booth fee for a sad little concert in your living room. "Chief Keef" must be rolling over in his grave...wait, what? He’s still alive? He might need to check his pulse with how hard you’re trying to be the ultimate low-key influencer of misfit anthems. I get it; you’d rather spend your weekends shuffling through indie pop than hanging out with actual people. But hey, at least your mom is proud of you for discovering “underground” music, right? And keep it up with those most played songs - nothing screams "I’ve got my life together" louder than an unhealthy obsession with tracks titled "SAD MEAL" and "PARANOIA INTRO." Seriously, if Bladee had a fan club, you’d be the president by default, possibly with an annual membership fee that consists of more emotional baggage and a “free” therapy session that just ends up as a sad voicemail with Bladee’s voice. So here’s a tip: take a break from the emotional dumpster fire, switch to something a tad more uplifting, or risk a lifetime of being the human equivalent of a rainy day soundtrack.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists