Roasted 2 years ago based on Bran's long term Spotify stats.

Bran, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. Honestly, it’s like a middle school goth's diary threw up on a heavy metal concert. You're not just niche; you're in the dark underground cave of a forgotten subgenre that's probably only popular in your mom’s basement. I mean, with favorites like Gothic Symphonic Metal, it’s like you took all the angsty feelings, put them in a blender, and added a dash of "I promise I'm unique!" Meanwhile, the only thing ‘unique’ about this playlist is the profound ability it has to scare away anyone who dares to listen. Your top artists list is a masterclass in not trying to be mainstream. Ice Nine Kills and Black Veil Brides? Talk about a lineup that screams, "I peaked in high school!" Ghost is the sound of an ex-emo kid who finally got into real estate. And let’s face it, you’re probably the only person who holds “Horror Punk” close to their heart while still getting scared during Scooby-Doo reruns. Your taste is like a Halloween store that opened in July—completely out of season and attracting nothing but the most desperate of souls. Then there’s your most played songs list, which reads like an obituary for your social life. "青のすみか" by Tatsuya Kitani? That’s more obscure than your friendship circle. And “Meaning in Tragedy”? Is that your life motto or just a playlist description? We get it, Bran, you love feeling sad while rocking out to guitar riffs that could shatter glass. Just remember, in the grand concert of life, you might want to upgrade from the opening act in a dive bar to something a little less... sad and lonely. But who am I kidding? You’d probably love that too.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!