Roasted 7 months ago based on Miki's long term Spotify stats.

Miki, it’s clear your Spotify profile is proof that the only thing thicker than your hair gel is your taste in music. You claim to love "Rock" and "Metal," but let’s be real: when you spend more time with Linkin Park than with actual friends, it’s not a playlist; it’s a cry for help. At this rate, you’re one sad guitar solo away from starting an online support group for people who think crying while listening to nu-metal is a personality trait. Your top artists read like the lineup of a nostalgia tour that no one asked for. I just hope they don’t find out that you also have One Direction and ABBA in there, because they’d probably stage an intervention for your identity crisis. Who knew an affinity for emotional breakdowns could co-exist with a flair for bubblegum pop? Listening to you explain that combo to a stranger would probably lead them to assume you’re either very confused or you’re just one bad breakup away from becoming a full-blown J-Pop enthusiast. And speaking of your most played songs, you’ve chosen enough Linkin Park tracks to raise suspicion from your therapist. "In the End"? More like "In the End, You Should Have Chosen a Different Artist." They have enough songs on your list to start a podcast about your emotional dependency on angst. At this point, you’re just a few Spotify sessions away from getting a lifetime supply of black hoodies and a trophy for the loneliest dude at the office. But don’t worry, Miki; at least you have a killer playlist to listen to while you wallow!

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