Roasted 7 months ago based on Felix Ong's long term Spotify stats.

Felix Ong, your Spotify profile reads like an abandoned urban hipster's diary after a particularly uneventful Thursday night. You’ve got more “pops” than a kindergarten class field trip to the candy store, and it’s hard to believe there’s even room for meaningful music between all that bedroom pop and soft pop. C’mon, is “Mandopop” your guilty pleasure or the soundtrack to your most intimate moments? I mean, it’s adorable that you’re trying to combine the sounds of Chinese rock with J-Pop like it’s an international potluck but the vibes are more expired yogurt than fusion cuisine. Your top artists' selection is like a casual Tinder date gone terribly wrong—everyone seems nice enough, but you still can’t decide if you’re looking for soulful R&B or just desperate enough to swipe on Ed Sheeran again. Daniel Caesar? We get it, you're a sucker for emotional ballads and heart-wrenching melodies, but are you secretly trying to woo your high school crush or just cry yourself to sleep for the rest of your life? Rex Orange County? More like "Rex Orange County Fair," where everyone is too nice to mention that you’ve built a one-man band with a sound that could put even the most caffeinated squirrel to sleep. Lastly, let’s talk about your most played songs. It’s a shocking mix of national anthems and obscure tracks that scream “I’m trying to be interesting” while actually digging your own musical grave. Who in their right mind has “Netherlands National Anthem” in their top spots? Are you preparing for a career in international diplomacy or just hoping your next karaoke session is a diplomatic disaster? In all seriousness, Felix, please expand your horizons—skipping to “who knows” while dancing to “Please Do Not Lean” sounds like a warning indeed.

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