Roasted 3 months ago based on shine's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here: Shine, the self-declared maestro of Indonesian pop and worship music! Your taste is like a buffet that can't decide if it wants to serve holy communion or karaoke night at the local dive bar. The genres you’ve picked are so eclectic that I can’t help but wonder if your Spotify playlist is just the soundtrack for a midlife crisis in a confused hipster’s brain. Worship, Mandopop, Christian, and... Mandarin R&B? Are you trying to pray your way through an identity crisis while sipping on bubble tea? Your top artists read like a high school musical trying to reach that elusive “diverse” status. Eric Chou and Arctic Monkeys? Those guys must be shaking their heads collectively. And let’s talk about those most-played songs: how do you manage to make “How Deep Is Your Love” sound like the soundtrack for both a broken heart and a church retreat at the same time? Mixing the Goo Goo Dolls with Bruno Major? Bravo! You’ve single-handedly turned your life into a sad rom-com that not even Netflix would dare promote. And yet, somehow, you've made “Uptown Girl” the ultimate banger for your existential crisis, shifting from worship to whimsy like it’s a game of musical chairs. You know what they say, Shine: “The light that shines brightest also casts the darkest shadows.” In your case, that might be your Spotify profile picture—because if your music playlist is anything to go by, I’m guessing your wardrobe is a mix of thrift store chic and last season’s regrets. Keep shining, buddy; it’s going to be a long, awkward night at the karaoke machine!

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