Roasted 2 years ago based on Tim's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Tim, your Spotify profile is so inactive it makes a sloth on a Sunday look like a hyperactive squirrel on a sugar rush. Seriously, I’ve seen fireplaces with more activity! The only thing you’re hitting play on these days is the snooze button on your life. Did you unsubscribe from life, or are you just waiting for an invitation to the "World’s Most Boring Playlist" party? At this rate, your music taste is going to fossilize before you even add a single track. Get it together, man—your profile’s looking like the desert: dry, bleak, and devoid of any signs of life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!