Roasted 2 years ago based on FerranAlmarcegui's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's FerranAlmarcegui, a self-proclaimed connoisseur of rap who seems to have taken "mainstream" to a whole new level of mediocrity. With a Spotify profile plastered with more Canadian artists than a lumberjack convention, you're either a proud North American or just really confused about your identity. But hey, if your internet search history screams "I have Netflix and chill plans with my own reflection," who are we to judge? You might be one Drake song away from a full-blown identity crisis. Your favorite genre list reads like the final round of a musical game show that nobody wanted to play, leaving just enough uncertainty to wonder if you’ve got taste or if you're just happy to be included in the conversation. Seriously, how do you even differentiate between "Pop Rap" and "Melodic Rap"? It's like saying you enjoy "waffles" but "only if they're made in Canada." And if your Spotify Wrapped didn’t come with a disclaimer for your questionable genre choices, we feel like it’s time for a serious intervention. Somewhere, there’s a therapist shaking their head and wondering how you ended up a cliché. And let’s talk about that playlist. Your most played songs feature more artistic facsimiles than a gallery of knockoff Van Gogh paintings. Do you really think "Caretas" by JPFernandez is going to pave your way to rap supremacy? Spoiler alert: it won't. Your account might as well have a bio that reads, "Just a hip hop enthusiast trying to piece together my personality one Canadian artist at a time." Just remember, while you might have the streaming numbers, only true Rap Gods can turn a Spotify profile into a shrine of cool. Keep shooting for the stars, Ferran; at least someone needs to be entertained!

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