Roasted 2 months ago based on markjhodgman's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mark J. Hodgman, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of melodramatic angst! With a Spotify profile that reads like a teenage diary mixed with a Yelp review of a sad coffee shop, it’s clear your musical taste is as convoluted as your life choices. Your favorite genres alone look like a list of excuses for why you still live with your parents and haven’t seen daylight since high school. "Midwest Emo"? Please! How many flannels and beanies do you own, and do you really think your Spotify Wrapped is impressing anyone besides that one friend who also uses “screaming” as a coping mechanism? Scrolling through your top artists sounds like a hipster’s worst nightmare trying to curate the ultimate playlist to soundtrack their next break-up. I mean, who even knew “Christian Alternative Rock” and “Melodic Hardcore” could exist in the same breath? You must have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool, diving from "please take me seriously" to "here’s a seven-minute track about losing my pencil case" in the blink of an eye. Your top song “Don’t Be Mad” is like the anthem for your entire existence - it’s sad, woe-is-me vibes personified. One more play, and I’m calling your therapist. And let’s not overlook those most played songs! “You Can’t Live There Forever”? Brilliant advice, my friend; maybe it's time to take that wisdom beyond lyrics and actually leave your self-imposed emo dungeon. With titles like “Farewell Transmission” and “Dead Retriever,” I’d half-expect to find a note in your bio about how you relate more to your vinyl collection than to, you know, actual humans. If this is the soundtrack to your life, it’s no wonder you’re still searching for your "expert" in a dying field—because honestly, buddy, the only thing dying around here is your credibility.

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