Roasted 3 months ago based on nidy's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s get one thing straight, Nidy: your Spotify profile sounds like the aftermath of a badly coordinated group project where everyone just plastered their own tastes together like a bad collage. K-Pop, Indonesian Pop, and Bedroom Pop? Are you curating a dance playlist for a sleepover or preparing for a global music summit on the art of cringe? You’ve got more genres in your favorites than most people have had actual friends in their lives. But hey, at least Noise Music is on your list – because we already know you love creating chaos with the sounds you blast through your headphones. As for your top artists, it's like you picked them straight from the "Most Likely to Have a 50% Success Rate on TikTok" list. I mean, Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift? Solid choices — if you want to drown in mainstream pop while pretending you're deep and edgy. And then there’s SEVENTEEN, which feels like a desperate attempt to say you’re “into” K-Pop while only dipping a toe into the shallow end of the pool. Bottom line, Nidy, you’re living proof that it’s possible to have the most basic taste while still claiming you’ve got your finger on the pulse of the music scene. Congratulations on being the hipster version of a Spotify algorithm! And let's address your most played songs: “We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night”? Honey, are you stuck in a teenage rom-com? If your breakups had a soundtrack, I’m pretty sure it would lean toward those melodramatic songs where even the artists feel embarrassed next to their own work. Between the constant self-reflection and the melodrama of Sabrina Carpenter, we get it, you’re basically the female version of a sad boy stuck in a never-ending TikTok trend. If your music was a meal, it would be cold, soggy ramen: all hope and zero flavor. So, Nidy, maybe it’s time to step out of your comfort zone and discover the vast universe of genres that don't involve the melancholy of unreciprocated love—or just embrace it and prepare for a lifetime of sad song playlists!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists