Roasted 1 year ago based on Mirabelle Tansy's long term Spotify stats.

Mirabelle Tansy, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the world's worst Yelp review of a soundcloud artist's basement mixtape. I mean, coming in hot with genres like "Meme Rap" and "POV: Indie" is a bold choice... if you're trying to define the musical equivalent of a toddler finger-painting. Is your playlist the soundtrack to an existential crisis or just the personification of a mid-life crisis in a flannel shirt? It’s a wonder you don’t have an honorary degree in “Overcomplicated Instabangers” with how deep you dive into that niche with all those sub-genres! And don't get me started on your top artists. A lineup that has Mac Miller and Yung Gravy in the same breath is undeniably the vibe of a kid who has trouble picking a personality. Are you throwing a college party or just chronicling the descent into your own incoherent taste? I’m just waiting for the day you try to explain to your mom that $uicideboy$ isn't a goth boy band from her nightmares. Meanwhile, you’re one cringe cover away from being the proud owner of the most "What is this???" Spotify profile on earth. Let’s not overlook your most played songs list, either. Your Spotify Wrapped must look like the aftermath of a bad karaoke night. Three Mietze Conte tracks? Did the rest of your library die in a tragic hipster accident? “bunnybunnybunny” is likely what you're screaming at your Spotify suggestions as they shuffle through your weirdly eclectic catalog of mid-2000s MySpace aesthetics. You’ve curated a playlist that seems to scream, “I swear I’m cool, just let me prove it to you for 45 minutes while we turn all the lights off and drink herbal tea.” Keep telling yourself that, Mirabelle; we’ll be over here trying to save you from the impending cringe tsunami.

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