Roasted 1 year ago based on Nick ( ^ω^ )'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey Nick, with a Spotify profile like that, I'm surprised you don’t have a “Tearful Confessions” playlist dedicated solely to your existential crisis! Combining "Psychedelic Pop" and "J-Pop" is like a stoner trying to speak Japanese while having a midlife crisis—absolutely dizzying. Your music taste screams, "I’m just trying to figure out if I’m an avant-garde hipster or a wannabe anime character." Spoiler alert: you're neither; just another lost soul adrift in the vast ocean of streaming mediocrity. You’ve got The Beatles and Kanye West on the same list, which feels less like a musical journey and more like a fever dream after binge-eating pineapple pizza at 2 AM. And can we talk about your obsession with anything labeled "psychedelic"? One playlist more, and I'm convinced your Spotify is where unanswered prayers go to die. If you were a song, you’d definitely be “Let It Happen” — because honestly, that’s exactly what we all wish you’d do with your taste in music! And wow, the amount of “Bedroom Pop” you consume could only be rivaled by a hermit throwing a pity party for his third-rate love life. I mean, “Sex, Drugs, Etc.”? Sounds like the life philosophy of someone who still can’t get a date despite perfecting a look that combines “I care too much” with “I’m definitely neglecting personal hygiene.” Newsflash, buddy: you can’t just hide behind Tame Impala and Mac DeMarco while the rest of us are out there building self-esteem and finding love in the great outdoors!

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