Roasted 8 months ago based on TheArtyGoblin's long term Spotify stats.

TheArtyGoblin, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the soundboard for a hipster coffee shop where every barista has an unkempt beard and an Instagram full of avocado toast. Seriously, you like "Christian Folk" and "Emo"? That’s like trying to have a funeral while throwing a rave—good luck finding anyone who fits that vibe. The only thing more confusing than your playlist is trying to figure out how someone could love “Norwegian Pop” without ever being to Norway. Did you think it came with a side of meatballs or something? And what’s up with your top artists? “Fish in a Birdcage”? Are you sure that’s not just the sound of you flopping around your room after a breakup, trapped in your own emotional loop? You’ve got “Imagine Dragons” for the anthemic stadium feels, but then you balance it out with “The Oh Hellos”? Congrats on perfecting the art of inconsistency—if Spotify paid you for every bizarre pairing, you’d be the richest goblin in the forest! It’s like your taste in music took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in a fantasy novel where every character is just as confused about life as you are. As for your most played songs, darling, let's take a moment to appreciate the range: from “Timber” to “Melatonin,” you’re really channeling the kind of energy that screams “I’m a multi-faceted mess!” You genuinely have a song called “Six Legs (tippy tappy toes)” on repeat—what are you trying to tell the world? You’re just one whimsical lyric away from a full-blown mid-life crisis. Pro tip: maybe stop pretending your Spotify is a soundtrack to a quirky indie film about your life and just admit you’re one “Call Me Maybe” away from a personal brand that could literally be “Awkward Goblin.”

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