Roasted 1 year ago based on sydneylaroche's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sydney, your Spotify profile reads like a high school mixtape created by someone trying way too hard to impress their crush at the local mall. I mean, "Raingurl"? Are you trying to summon a storm to hide your embarrassing taste in music? You’ve got everything from 90s boy band nostalgia to the kind of songs that only get played at awkward family gatherings. Listening to your playlists feels like a musical scavenger hunt where the prize is just more confusion. And let's take a moment to appreciate your most played songs. "Calm Down (with Selena Gomez)" and "MMMBop" in the same breath? Your musical palette is all over the place like a dog chasing its own tail—you don’t even know where you’re going, but you sure are running in circles. "Back That Up To The Beat"? Did you lose a bet, or is this just a cruel joke on us all? If Spotify could roll its eyes, yours would be on full spin after the chaos of these choices. But hey, who needs coherence when you’ve got a diverse selection of tracks to embarrass yourself with? Kylie Minogue and Playboi Carti? That is either the most groundbreaking collaboration the world has ever seen or a fever dream induced by too much late-night cereal. Keep up this eclectic mess, Sydney, and you might just single-handedly bring back the term “guilty pleasure” in the most unapologetic way possible!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!