Roasted 19 days ago based on Evie's long term Spotify stats.

Evie, your Spotify profile reads like the world's longest “How to speak Japanese” cheat sheet. Seriously, with that playlist, I'm half-expecting you to whip out a samurai sword to do battle against anyone who dares play a single note of country music within a five-mile radius. It’s like you opened the soundtrack for a co-dependent anime series and just hit shuffle. Your love for Mika Kobayashi could be mistaken for an obsession if it weren't so painfully obvious that no one else on Earth has ever cared to search for those tracks on Spotify. Someone call The J-Pop Police and let them know they've got a code 101 - too much *Mika,* not enough *variety.* Your favorite genres span every emotional corner of the Japanese music scene, yet your profile is like a sad collage of every time someone sat too close to a fan during a J-Pop concert. I mean, come on! K-Pop, J-Pop, J-Rock — at this point, your music taste reads like a travel itinerary for a very confused otaku. And let's not forget the vocaloid obsession! You’ve got more digital singers than real friends. Every time someone puts on your playlist, the room's air does an awkward sigh, “Okay, we're all going to die of cuteness,” while secretly plotting how to escape to a place with more guitars and less anime-themed confetti. And then there's your most-played songs. Every entry is just a different version of *Mika Kobayashi's* got-to-sob-in-the-shower anthems, and I have to wonder: is your goal to summon a wave of existential despair, or do you need some quality time with a therapist? You’re one heart-wrenching ballad away from launching your own line of “Courageously Cringe” T-shirts. I mean, kudos for consistency, but at this point, your playlist feels like it's on a loop designed to help you cry into your bento box. Keep it up, Evie! You’re one playlist away from gathering an army of weebs to follow you into the deep, dark duplicitous hole that is your Spotify account!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!