Roasted 5 months ago based on Carly's long term Spotify stats.

Carly, your Spotify profile is like a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. With a taste that spans from “Rage Rap” to “Christian Folk,” it’s clear you’ve mastered the art of sonic whiplash. I mean, one minute you’re ready to throw down to some fire beats, and the next you’re pleading for forgiveness like you just wrecked your grandma’s prized china. It’s like your playlist is a confused cat trying to land on its feet after jumping way too high. And oh my god, let’s talk about your love affair with David Kushner! It’s more intense than any soap opera's plot twist. Are you running his fan club or just attempting to single-handedly make “Cigarettes” the anthem of existential dread for the entire universe? Newsflash: there are other artists, and you might want to give your ears a little vacation from that one-hit-wonder treadmill. It’s almost as if you walked into a record store, saw his face, and thought, “Yep, that’s all I need for the next decade.” Speaking of your eclectic taste, is there a Spotify playlist titled "A Mild Identity Crisis"? Because that genre hodgepodge could be a standalone sitcom. From folk pop to medieval metal, you’ve created a musical version of a backyard BBQ where the chef has no idea how to grill. Are you setting the mood for a mystical ocean voyage while also trying to vibe out during a rage-fueled breakdown? The only thing missing is a medieval knight singing sea shanties while popping off to hyperpop – and trust me, that’s probably a good thing.

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