Roasted 2 years ago based on galacticcannibalism's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "galacticcannibalism," the only Spotify profile that sounds like a late-night college art project gone horribly wrong. Your taste in music is so scattered it looks like you blindfolded yourself and threw darts at a wall of genre names while trying to impress your friends on Zoom. “POV: Indie”? Is that the title of your memoir about how you haven’t left your room since 2020? And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got Drew Monson and Hot Dad hanging out in your playlist, and I can’t help but wonder if you’re using Spotify to prove some sort of bizarre point to your therapist. I can practically hear the existential angst in your top tracks—"My Friends"? Sure, buddy, because clearly you need some musical support for all those awkward conversations with your houseplants. And those K-Pop boy groups? They’re probably more emotionally available than you. But hey, I can’t completely hate on you. “Starving for uniqueness” is an admirable, albeit mildly tragic, mission in the vast universe of streaming music. And if this eclectic mix of indie, K-Pop, and that random Thai indie rock you love is what gets you through the day, at least you’re not blasting top 40 hits like a toaster that forgot where it left the bread. So carry on, space cadet; just remember to update your profile from “galacticcannibalism” to “confused cosmic hoarder” — it’ll be more fitting.

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