Roasted 2 years ago based on Ari Chillicothe's long term Spotify stats.

Ari Chillicothe, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a retirement home dance party hosted by an overly enthusiastic grandmother. With such a diverse mix of genres from "Yacht Rock" to "Afrofuturism," it’s like you're trying to audition for a role as the world’s most confused DJ at a college reunion. Seriously, every time you hit play, it’s like listening to a time machine that can’t quite decide whether it’s headed for the disco or back to the ‘70s. Your top artist list is an impressive collection of icons that scream, “I’m here for a good time, but only if it involves 3 p.m. tea and scones.” Barry Manilow and Cher? I get it; you probably listen to "Mandy" while checking your blood pressure. And hey, the Pirates of Penzance? Is that your way of telling us it’s never too late to learn how to navigate life on a ship full of questionable decisions and sea shanties? This playlist is less “party in the USA” and more “someone just set up bingo in the rec room.” Let’s not overlook your most played songs, which read like a mixtape compiled by someone who just really wanted to clear out their parental record collection. “One Eye Open” and “Squeeze Me”? Are you trying to seduce someone or just illustrate the awkwardness of a Saturday night at home? And “Wiggle” by binki sounds like the track that plays in a sitcom when the character is attempting to dance in their living room – but only in a pair of socks, and let’s be honest, it’s not pretty. So keep doing you, Ari, but maybe consult someone under 65 if you want to come in varying shades of cool.

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