Roasted 3 months ago based on Brage nikolai øvre-johansen's long term Spotify stats.

Brage Nikolai Øvre-Johansen, huh? Your Spotify profile looks like the playlist of someone whose identity crisis has officially reached epic levels. You’ve got more genres than a hipster coffee shop menu, and yet somehow, none of them can drown out the sound of your questionable taste. "Norwegian Pop" and "Experimental Hip Hop"? Did your Spotify accidentally take a wrong turn into a sonic dumpster fire? Or is this just a cry for help from someone who spends too much time scrolling through their friends' feeds for validation? Your top artists are a parade of rappers and musicians who are probably whispering sweet nothings to your identity crisis. "Tyler, The Creator" takes the crown here—not only does he create amazing music, but I also hear he’s very good at creating a safe space for people with as many deficits as your music taste. And what's with loading your most played songs like a buffet at an all-you-can-eat mediocrity fest? It seems you've played the Tyler songs so much, you might as well tattoo “please help me, I need a better coping mechanism” on your forehead. Seriously though, the only thing more tired than your Spotify list is that overplayed “See You Again” track. Is your life a movie where you’re perpetually waiting for a friend to pull you into the next scene? Newsflash, mate: you need more than nostalgic melodies to elevate your vibe—try picking a favorite song or two without a feature, so we can at least pretend you’ve got some semblance of self-awareness. Until then, it’s just you, the existential dread, and another round of Tyler while typing "I'm going through it" in your notes app.

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