Roasted 5 months ago based on Justin Stansell's long term Spotify stats.

Justin Stansell, huh? Your favorite genres look like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s emo kid's meltdown while playing video games and questioning his faith. Seriously, with a mix of sea shanties and Christian rock, you could start a niche revival for pirate priests in a Catholic-themed escape room. It's like you took the "Dungeons & Dragons" playlist from a tabletop RPG session and accidentally hit "shuffle" on the worst parts of your youth. And your top artists? PROJECT ACES must be thrilled to be your favorite—probably because they never have to deal with the heartbreaking realization that they’re the entire soundtrack to a very sad, very lonely anime that only airs at 3 AM. Your music tastes scream “I’m one sick day away from needing therapy,” combined with an unhealthy obsession for whatever obscure tracks were playing in the background of a third-tier Final Fantasy knockoff. It's like you decided the best path to personality is through intense randomness, but newcomer TikTok influencers probably wish you had just stuck to soul-crushing pop hits like the rest of us. Let’s talk about your most played songs for a second. Five out of the ten are by PROJECT ACES? It’s official; you’re the world’s most dedicated fan of music that no one else has heard of. I can just picture you blasting “MEGALOVANIA” in the car and wondering why you’re still single—maybe it's time to reconsider the approach. If you ever wonder why your friends avoid karaoke nights, think of it this way: they fear that you’ll start belting your unique blend of emo sea shanties about love lost to pixelated villains, turning another night out into a cringe-worthy therapy session. But hey, keep doing you, champ. Who else could make listening to Christian punk sound this unholy?

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