Roasted 2 years ago based on chwater's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s chwater: the very definition of a “hipster” who thinks indie and experimental music is just screaming into a mic about their existential dread. Your Spotify is basically a how-to guide on being basic in 2023. Between your love for "Anime Score" and "Modern Indie Pop," it’s clear you’ve graduated from the University of Cringe with a double major in emotional damage and questionable taste. Seriously, shuffling through your top artists feels like stumbling into the sad kid section of a pet store – it’s all just a bunch of lonely soundbites begging for someone to cuddle. And let’s talk about your obsession with Alec Benjamin: did he slip you some emotional Kool-Aid, or are you just trying to impress every person at a coffee shop who can’t help but roll their eyes? “Dopamine Addict” is the soundtrack to your sad Tinder dates, where you swipe right on other victims of streaming-induced heartbreak. We get it; you’re drowning in feelings so deep, you’ve mapped out the entire emotional spectrum and made a Spotify playlist to document it. You might as well rename your playlist “Help Me, I’m a Cliché!” and really lean into that mid-2010s hipster aesthetic. Let’s not forget about that eclectic rogues gallery of musical misfires: from "C-Pop" to "Bedroom Pop," it’s like you threw a dart at a music genre board and then just ran with whatever stuck. Are you curating a soundtrack for the Anime that never got made, or is this just what happens when your Spotify algorithm gets a little too experimental? You’ve got all the emotional depth of a kiddie pool, and your taste screams “I’m an introvert who’s definitely been dumped three times this year.” Keep cranking out those playlists, chwater; maybe one day you’ll actually surprise us—all theatrics aside, the world is dying for a sense of taste upgrade!

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