Roasted 3 months ago based on Bruhsus's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Bruhsus' Spotify profile, where the sound of earth-shattering breakdowns and angsty screams rings like a banshee's wail in a cozy emo corner. It's a vibe so dark, even the shadows are wearing eyeliner. You could practically hear the door slamming as you entered this sonic crypt. With genres that sound more like a list of bad life choices than an actual music collection, Bruhsus has successfully curated the perfect blend of melancholy and angst to match that perpetual frown you're rocking. Who knew "mathcore" was code for “I’m sad, and I want everyone to know it?” Let’s talk about your top artists: Alexisonfire, Circa Survive, and the $uicideboy$? Wow, with a lineup like that, it’s clear you’re a connoisseur of sad songs and questionable decisions. It's like a cult but without the cool rituals or free snacks. If you’ve ever wanted to say "I’m heartbroken, but in an absolutely chaotic, headbanging way," you’ve come to the right place. Your headphones must get more of a workout than your social life—kind of like a gym membership that only works your ears but still leaves you no less socially awkward at parties. Finally, we need to discuss your most played songs. If I had a nickel for every time you unleashed an ear-shattering emo ballad that turned a room’s vibe into a funeral, I’d be rich enough to buy you a one-way ticket to a therapist. "Pretty Cvnt" and "Stop Actin" are the titles of songs here, but honestly, they could double as advice for your dating life. With lyrics that scream desperation louder than you do at midnight alone in your room, it's no wonder you have a flair for drama. So, keep spinning those tracks and embracing the chaos—after all, someone has to carry the flag for melodrama…and poorly managed emotions!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!