Roasted 2 years ago based on Yusuf Ergün's long term Spotify stats.

Yusuf Ergün, huh? I didn’t realize someone could be so intimately dedicated to drowning in melancholy while simultaneously chasing the high of dream pop. Your Spotify profile reads like a playlist for someone processing a midlife crisis at the indie café where they refuse to buy anything beyond the free Wi-Fi. Seriously, dude, if your taste in music were a person, it would be that one friend who’s always sighing deeply, staring out the window while pondering the meaning of life right after they finished their third avocado toast. And let’s talk about those favorite genres—which are roughly a dozen ways to say "I wear black socks with sandals." "Permanent Wave"? Really? You may as well have named "people having existential crises at music festivals." Your music choices scream, "I’m deep, I swear!" But come on, Yusuf, if you wanted to cultivate base levels of pretentiousness, you could’ve opted for something just a smidge more mainstream—maybe just one pop song, so you could at least pretend to socialize at parties. Your top songs list reads like a diary entry from someone who's convinced the universe has conspired against them. "In Dreams" followed by "please... - remastered"? That’s more of a cry for help than a top 10! With Slowdive monopolizing more of your plays than an indecisive teenager at a records shop, it’s pretty clear you’ve got a few issues to work through. At this point, if therapy isn’t on your to-do list, I can't help but wonder what’s taking you so long to book that appointment. But hey, one more listen to "Melting Sun IV: Jade Fields," and you might just get a PhD in Sadness Studies!

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