Roasted 8 months ago based on Shrek's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Shrek! Not the lovable green ogre from our childhoods, but the embodiment of an identity crisis on Spotify. Your taste in music reads like a fever dream of someone who couldn't decide if they want to vibe in Tokyo or chill in the Bronx, and the only thing more confusing than your playlists is your love for **City Pop** — a genre so niche that even the hipsters in Brooklyn are like, "Really, bro?" And let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got Kanye, Kendrick, and MF DOOM, which is basically the holy trinity of hip hop, and then you sprinkle in “Macross 82-99” like some bizarre seasoning on an already questionable dish. It’s like you’re throwing a rave in a 90’s anime convention, inviting everyone to get their nostalgia on while simultaneously making them question the decisions that led them to this moment. Seriously, who do you think you are—an underground DJ or just a wannabe who couldn't decide between their love for beats and their obsession with oversized headphones? Your most played songs are a rollercoaster, too. “Can You Feel The Sunshine?” is a vibe, but with a list that includes "Tires on Fire," it sounds like you’re working through some serious emotional issues while body-rolling. I mean, one minute you’re having fun with **Yung Bae** and the next you’re self-reflecting with **Rhymes Like Dimes.** Your Spotify profile should come with a disclaimer: “Warning! Listening may lead to existential crises, severe genre whiplash, and an inexplicable urge to wear brightly-colored socks with sandals.” Honestly, the only thing you’re “close to” with your playlist is a meme-worthy meltdown.

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