Roasted 1 year ago based on fnwszd25rgpljocyu67a3p1cz's long term Spotify stats.
Congratulations on your Spotify profile, fnwszd25rgpljocyu67a3p1cz – you’ve officially created the most musical identity crisis since that time your uncle tried to convince everyone that he was still into collecting Pokémon cards at 40. Your taste is so eclectic that I'm half-expecting to find a "Deerhoof" vs. "Kendrick Lamar" remix album listed under comedy. Seriously, at this point, your playlist looks like a support group for sad emos, confused hipsters, and someone just trying to get their tinnitus diagnosed. Your favorite genres resemble a panicked teenager's attempt to pass music class: "Art Rock" and "Post-Punk"? Check. "Anime"? Okay, you lost me there, but I guess the idea of a sad guitar solo over a makeshift cartoon production is what keeps you awake at night. You’ve dipped your toes in “Experimental Hip Hop” and “Cold Wave,” but I’m afraid your biggest experiment is still figuring out how to put an actual personality behind that mess of genres. Just remember, since Spotify lets you pick a picture for your profile, please do us all a favor and choose something that doesn’t look like you just crawled out of an unmade bed in a badly-written coming-of-age film. And let's talk about your most played songs. "Скука смертная" literally means "Mortal Boredom," which is basically a transparent admission that you just can’t deal with normal music at all. I don't know what sounds worse—your top artists sounding like they scrapped from a lost episode of a low-budget reality show or the fact that you think “Gravity (feat. Laura Korinth) - Edit” is anything more than elevator music at a funeral. But hey, at least you've streamlined the process of making everyone around you silently suffer through awkward gatherings. Keep up the good work—I'm sure Soundcloud won't let you down!
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