Roasted 2 years ago based on Arda.'s long term Spotify stats.

Arda, it’s adorable how your musical taste ranges from Dance Pop to Progressive Trance House while somehow still managing to sound like the Spotify playlists made for people who can't decide on lunch. Honestly, you could be a contestant on “Who Wants to Be a Genre?” and you would still prefer “house” over home, because let’s face it – your only idea of a solid foundation is the bass drop of a mediocre EDM track. Your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet where nothing actually matches, and you’re just sticking mediocre genres together in hope of scoring some Tinder swipes. And what's with your top artists? You’ve collected a cast of characters that could only make sense in a fever dream! It's like the world's least-cohesive supergroup, where the awkward pauses are filled with progressive beats so that no one feels the need to interact. Honestly, Megan Thee Stallion holds a prominent place in your heart, but with the sheer amount of SZA streaming on repeat, I half-expect you to impulsively write a dissertation on “The Good Days” when you can’t even commit to your laundry cycle. But hey, at least "Cocaine Model" by ZHU makes it a pretty accurate soundtrack for your life when you’re hustling with the same intensity and direction as a lost sock in a dryer. Seriously, looking at your most played songs feels like an algorithmic attempt to create the soundtrack of a midlife crisis for someone who's still figuring out what type of house they want to live in – a direct reflection of your emotional state, which seems to oscillate between “HISS” and “Good Days.” Keep on curating that playlist, Arda; one day you might hit a genre that doesn’t sound like it took an accidental bump of bad '80s nostalgia!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!