Roasted 8 months ago based on viridia's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate ⚚, the musical embodiment of a teenage diary filled with angst, broken promises, and a questionable obsession with every weeb’s guilty pleasures. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an awkward trip to a cosplay convention where the headliner is a guy in a fursuit and the Swiffer Wet Jet is the only thing actually cleaning up the mess. Vocaloid? J-Pop? You could completely program my grandmother to sing better than your Spotify favorites—though she might not understand why you're crying over that electro-swing remix of "My Little Pony." We all get it, you love being the "cool" kid who strays a bit too far into the niche parts of the internet. But did you really have to collect artists like Pokémon cards? I half expect to see your Spotify Wrapped with a disclaimer that states, "Warning: Listening to these tracks may cause severe second-hand embarrassment." And speaking of artists, if you think "Pokémon" deserves a spot in your top ten, then we both know you haven't listened to an actual human vocalist since 2015. I give you all the credit for supporting indie artists, but let’s not kid ourselves—this lineup is begging for a mainstream rescue mission. And can we talk about the most played songs? It’s like a playlist designed specifically for an underachieving high schooler who decided to drop out and open a Etsy shop selling “handcrafted” charms. “Let me battle - Anime Size”? Really? You’re just one step away from an existential crisis set to the soundtrack of a discount Latin pop beat. Seriously, ⚚, if Spotify had a way to revoke your artist card, I think we both know it would have happened the first time you hit “play” on that "Witch House" nightmare. The only witchcraft around here is your ability to turn perfectly good music into something that can only be enjoyed with heavy doses of irony!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!