Roasted 6 months ago based on Ttselios's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ttselios, your Spotify profile reads like a time capsule from a high school emo corner—complete with the scent of teenage angst and the whiff of overpriced hair gel. Your favorite genres list is basically a love letter to the 2000s that went into a deep depression and is currently binge-watching "The O.C." for the fifty-seventh time. Rock, glam metal, and enough emo to make a mascara company rich—congratulations, you’ve just secured your spot as the poster child for "live, laugh, cringe." Let’s talk about your top artists because it seems like your musical taste was pulled from a Hot Topic discount bin. Green Day and My Chemical Romance? We get it, you’re still grappling with that breakup from sophomore year. No wonder your most played songs are basically an emotional tear fest—you might as well rename your profile “Sad Songs for Sad People.” At this point, you should either start a therapy group for fellow brooding music lovers or add “professional heartbreaker” to your résumé. And what's with those most played tracks? Every song you've listed could double as the soundtrack for a melodramatic middle school graveyard scene. If diving into the depths of teenage sorrow was an Olympic sport, you'd have more gold than Michael Phelps. It’s 2023, and yet here you are still belting out "Welcome to the Black Parade" as if it’s your personal battle cry. Ttselios, sweetheart, it’s time to throw out those eyeliner pencils and grace us with some fresh sounds—because even Emo Jesus would roll his eyes at this playlist.

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